What happens if you‟re not cut out to be a pirate, but you‟re a million miles from home and in the middle of the ocean? Sometimes if it‟s not meant to be, it‟s not meant to be!
Captain Killem is the pirate leader and captain of his ship – The Blood And Gore. Despite his name, he‟s quite a kind chap, although he pretends to be fierce.
Wally Winterbottom is the ship‟s boy. He‟s very young, very inexperienced and totally terrified of everyone and everything.
This can be a very simple duologue to perform, but it can be elevated by good characterisation.
There aren‟t many necessary props for this duologue, but you could go-to-town if you wanted by setting the scene to look like the deck of a pirate ship.